Shooting the shit like I did at the BCC from those couches





Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Doing-Dirt

All praises to Raymond "Mouse" Alexander....



Ever since I saw the movie adaptation to "Devil In a Blue Dress", there has been an icon in my heart for this chracter from Walter Mosely's Easy Rawlins series. Especially after how he was expertly portrayed by Don Cheadle in the movie. Seeing the movie recently also got me thinking about the people that I consider to be a friend.

An oldhead once said "Its good to use people, but its not good to misuse them!". Not everybody in ya life should be "full-service" in order for you to fulfill your needs. Nobody is going to be that "all-in-one", that everything, for you. "To err is to be human..." and with that in mind, one would have to reasonably expect that our friends are going to have their faults and make mistakes. All things being equal, we are all equally fucked-up in one way or another. So on top of that, our friends probably accept our shortcomings and well.

As a friend, you don't hold it against them. You accept it! Ideally it is a part of what makes them who they are and it helps make the friendship stronger if the parties involved compliment the other by strengthening these character traits.

The main point however is that we all have those friends and individuals that we can rely on for special needs that we may or may not be able to compensate for. For when a specific problem arises, one may have to dig into the reserves and utilize our resources to handle that particular instance by reaching out to that one individual. You're not going to use the same knife to cut ya steak, tighten up a loose bolt or bring it to a gunfight....

Such a move is usually announced as "I got people that know how to handle that!"

One of these people is "The Do-Dirt Nigga" who, as the title insinuates, has some dirt on their hands. If they have done enough, the mention of their name instantly conjures up shady business. That, or a quick tale or two that highlights what may soon be coming this way: TROUBLE! No good will come from involving them. Things involving them have been achieved through nefarious means or insult and injury. Its not that they are inherently evil, its just that without good, moral people in their world, they would have been caught along time ago.

Such was the case with Mouse. He was mean but charming. He knew how to handle a gun and did not take any prisoners. When Easy finally realized what he was up against in the movie, he knew who to call and how to manage things once Mouse arrived. Although Easy didn't keep Mouse around for the whole thing, Easy was able to get things done and out of the way due to having Mouse with him. This is how we manage our relationships with such friends. You don't swear allegiance but have an understanding as to the roles being played. Its not unconditional. There are conditions and stipulations to the relationships. As long as both parties stick to their side of the bargain, there may be more instances where this person will be reached out to.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

No Wedding, No Womb

Why this? It shouldn't have to go that far, really!

Here's my answer....

Sunday, September 26, 2010

I ain't never

There was a sketch on "Chappelle Show" where Dave looked at himself at 3 different ages of his life(18, 25, and 32) to show how his viewpoints and manners changed. In his usual manner, it was reflectivve, relevant, and quite hilarious!!!!

Since my birthday, I've been doing the same.

I looked back and saw how my views have evolved on such things as money(ncessary but not desired), friends(can never have enough to I'm in no rush to make more), family(them niggas is still crazy), and etc. My reflections are true to my personality in that they're precise, laid back with a tinge of optimism and sometimes quite comical. I can be serious, but I don't tae myself too seriously. Ya dig?

Now, when I was younger, these inner conversations would have been public discourse amongst me and my guys. My circle of friends are equally comical and insightful. However, as the conversations went further on, the more ridiculous things got when it came to situational decisions put forth to the group. These hypothetical predicaments were feeble attempts to apply whatever newly accepted life outlook one of us had come to accept and believe in. With a group of 18-25 year olds, there was nothing sacred or out of bounds when it came to formulating a situation to see how your friends would decide and react.

With all that being said:
I know me and my friends were not the only guys to ask our friends if they would have sex with an amputee...




If I were to do something like that, it would be just for the stories to tell folks at the bar or at my Saturday softball games. Another notch on my belt. I remember an old Damon Wayans joke where he was talking about if his wife had lost both her legs, how they would be having sex from then on. Yeah, I'd be thinking of things like that to do.

And just to be mean, I'd ask her for a handjob....

Friday, September 24, 2010

So Out There




Sometimes I think The Roots will become the Hip-Hop version of Phish or The Grateful Dead. Just touring the country with legions of Generation X-ers and Y-ers following them in hybrid cars for years on end until Questlove or Black Thought croaks.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

getting sidetracked

Yeah, I was going to do a post on Gugu Mbatha-Raw after I watched her new show "Undercovers"...



Then I saw this picture and changed my mind

Monday, September 20, 2010

ITS A CELEBRATION.....

One of the things that I like about my birthday is that Earth, Wind, & Fire made a dope song about the day!!!!




Then, about 30 years later, Ludacris made a song dedicated to myself and all of those other well-gifted Virgos....



Everybody else has to shout out their names to a song by Uncle Luke to get their astrological sign included with some music.....

Chicks with afros






When the great storyteller, and Negro League player/historian, Buck O'Neill passed away, in one of the obituaries there was a story about how him and some friends were walking down the street. As they kept walking, they noticed after a while that Buck wasn't with them anymore. He had stopped walking with them about half a block back to talk to a woman wearing a red dress. Come to find out, Buck had a policy where if he saw a woman wearing a red dress, he had to stop and talk to her.

Player's rule #22
Never let a pretty one pass you by without saying something to her

So I began the habit of talking to women with afros. Be it a full Blowout or in puffs, it has been my policy to stop and say "Hi" no matter where. I credit this behavior to the late great Buck O'Neill....

Friday, September 17, 2010

Something, something just ain't right


Devil in a blue dress isn't just a novel by Walter Mosely!

I'm shaking my damn head about this Ines Sainz controversy that's been in the news all week. I believe that both sides share the guilt. Rex Ryan was doing his own version of that new Corona commercial while the locker room was hooting and hollering whenever Sainz walked in the room. I'm not suprised by the behavior after watching them on this past season of "Hard Knocks". In my opinion, this year's NY Jets are pretty much the NFL Version of Alpha Epsilon Omega.




And given the recent news about Matt Forte, I'm led to wonder if this "interview" was finished elsewhere. Things like that happen when you have a smart woman hanging around men that are thinking with their other heads...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Cube said it best though...

"Life ain't nuthin but bitches and money!!!!"

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Femme Fatale



I like Michelle Rodriguez...

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Happy 50th!!!!



Its been 50 Years since the first Playboy Club opened!

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

How To Get Over



Figuratively speaking, this is the nest way to get over a relationship.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Done found another gem!!!!!



I love it when I find a song by legend that doesn't even make it in their usual Top 20 Greatest Hits. But had it been somebody else, it would be track NUMBER 1!!!!

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Alvin Wyatt




So I just found out that Bethune-Cookman's Head Football Coach, Alvin Wyatt, was fired back in November after another losing season. The season was punctuated with a 42-6 thrashing by arch-rival FAMU wich led to his dismissal a few days later.

Needles to say, that I'm disappointed....

Dude was what you would imagine Steve Harvey to look like if Steve were a football coach. If you can't imagine that, by looking at the photo, then you truly lack any creativity. Still, Coach Wyatt was a character in College Football not only for being fashionable. He would sometimes change clothes during halftime to be even more on point during the contests. The guys at PTI would dedicate 30 seconds or so just to discuss what he would wear during that year's Florida Classic. It was a spectacle to see what that cat would wear.

We won't be seeing him this fall, unless you're at "The Dating Game" or "East of The Ryan"

Thursday, September 02, 2010

I'm So Glad....



"I'm So Glad" is a marching band staple! Its the "Round Midnight" of HBCUs and High Schools across the country, I swear. I first heard it during high school being played by one of our rivals. It pissed me off that we couldn't afford a marching band until junior year(Chicago Public Schools at the time had some serious broke issues)!!! Nothing says "inferior" more than losing to your rival school and then having to hear them serenade their fans and supporters with their theme song from a marching band. Especially since your school, that just got beat, doesn't even have a marching band!

But anyways.....



Its amazing how every school tailors the lyrics to fit the name of their institution.

"I'm so glad I go to J-S-U!!!"
or
"I'm so glad I go to C-V-S!!!"

Hearing this from the stands before, during, and DEFINATELY AFTER the games, its hard to argue that this is a key component as to why so many schools adopted this number into their catalogue. By simply inserting the school initials, you've already got an alma mater for the fans in the stands to get behind you with their support. Plus, the waltz is simple and if the sousaphones and tubas play it right, everybody can move to the beat easily so that they can groove in the sidelines.

And old men can fixate on the dancers....

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

I'm a nerd, what!

So this guy, Kenny Kell re-did these classic album covers as if the characters from the comic universe were the performers. I'm feeling the Mogo/Fear of a Black Planet joint....



Friday, August 27, 2010

The Great Ralph Wiley


ESPN.com - Page2 - Darth Vader of G'Town

Darth Vader of G'Town
By Ralph Wiley
Page 2 columnist



Admit it. In your all-time favorite moments of college basketball, John
Thompson was there. Wasn't he?
Sure he was. And in your worse nightmares, he was there.
John Thompson was the great Father Villain of the great Jesuit university
of Georgetown. He turned a village of lawyers into Georgetown by John
Thompson. As Evil Empires go, he made the Soviets look like the Smurfs.
He was Dark Vader. And some of you still can't admit to yourself the (to
you) horrible truth. Amid the celebrations of when the villain was
vanquished, one simple truth.

I'm your father, Luke...

What was your moment, Luke? Was it 1982, when Michael Jordan became the
Michael Jordan, by hitting that game-winner from the left wing to give
Carolina and Dean Smith his first national title, in front of, what, over
62,000 fans, the most ever assembled for a college game?

Remember when you first heard it, in the late '70s, early '80s, when you
heard the train coming ... bam-bam, bambambam, Let's Go Hoyas,
bam-bam-bambambam, Let's Go Hoyas ... remember how it made the hair on the
back of your neck stand up, remember how you almost panicked, then adapted
it?
Remember how it became Let's Go Redmen, Let's Go Wildcats, Let's Go
Whoever?

Remember John Williams' theme for Darth Vader? Remember how the pep band played it? Remember how well that fit John Thompson, Dark Vader, and his Imperial Storm Troopers applying their vise of full-court pressure?

Remember how completely you despised him and didn't care why or how or how
many? Remember how he gave you a reason to care about a college basketball
game?

Remember how a nothing college game and a nowhere fledgling basketball
conference called the Big East took what Bird and Magic had started in
1979 and ran with it?

Remember how precious a victory over Georgetown was?
Unless you were with Georgetown.

Remember how it felt like your team (the team G'town was playing) was
defending the honor of ancient Rome against Hannibal's elephants, named
Ewing, Mourning, Mutombo?

Remember 1985, when the Big East dominated college basketball? Remember
when Georgetown had won five of the first six Big East tournaments, until
Thompson eased off on the tourniquet, let the blood flow to your brain?
Remember how you stopped thinking just to hate him?
Did you thank him for that later? No. You curse him still.
(So did I, sometimes.) Why? Fun, I guess.

John Thompson touched people, inside, like Robin Hood, like Malcolm X,
like William Munny, like Muhammad Ali, and I went to see him about it,
back then, because it seemed to me to be satisfying and profitable work.
He yelled at me, the very first thing. He embraced his villany. "Why'd
they send you? Because you're black?" "No," I said, "because I wanted to
come." I neglected to add, "and everyone else was either too scared, too
intimidated, or didn't want to."

The good villain makes you reach higher, deeper within.
Remember 1985, when the Big East sent three teams to the Final Four, and
could've sent four? Ask Jim Boeheim, who just won his national
championship. Ask who built the fire up under him in the first place. Ask
Villanova what was its finest hour. Ask St. John's what they remember
most. Ask yourself why you can't seem to work up a good hatred for
Georgetown anymore. Ask yourself why that makes you just a little bit sad
and nostalgic maybe. Oh, you want to keep up that good hatred for G'Town.
Somehow, you can't, because He isn't there. What's "Star Wars" without
Lord Vader? I'll tell you what. Not the same. Good. Episode IV, and all
that. And still a great university. Just not the same.

Remember 1985? Is it not said to be the greatest "upset" in the history of
college basketball, if not all sports history?

Why? Because of the players? Well, Ewing was a great college player, but
he won no NBA titles. Reggie Williams was a superb college player, but he
had no impact on the pros. Mike Jackson was a great kid, but only got a
cup of coffee. David Wingate stayed around the league forever, but mostly
as a spear carrier, practice fodder. For 'Nova, Eddie Pinckney and Harold
Pressley and Dwayne McClain were all pro material, too, and Villanova had
that limber jump shooter, that Harold Jensen, and that clownish point
guard, Gary McLain, who had no game to speak of and who later bragged to
SI that he was on yayo the whole time. Check this out. 'Nova shot 90
percent for the second half, nine of ten in the pre-shot clock era, 90
percent, and guess what? 'Nova won by two, 66-64. By two!
John Thompson, Dark Vader, architect of "Hoya Paranoia" and one of the
great defensive traditions in all sports, let alone college basketball,
was the Great Villain of Life.

The color component is in there, too. We didn't invent the dictionary. No,
we just live by it. Look up "black." Look up "white." See what I mean? But
it can work in many ways.

See, I know how John Thompson came to be a villain, and came to not care.
I know it was another Father, a Catholic priest, who told the young black
Catholic boy (whose family had to wait to take communion until the good
"heroic" people were done), that he might grow up to be a murderer one
day. I knew he had ducked his head in shame when the priest said that. I
knew he had trouble reading. I knew his father couldn't get the white dust
from the marble out of his hands, he worked so long and hard at the stone
cutting business. I knew his mother had died too young, from overwork and
not enough preventative health care. I know that John Thompson was a
teacher of defense first, last and always, because he had heard time and
time and time again back them, how black players were too lazy to play
defense. Thompson told me these things himself, in time, once he learned
that I didn't care if he was a villain or not. Villains have stories too.
Sometimes they are as good as a hero's story. And I know for all the boos
and catcalls and emotion and hatred -- nobody ever said anything about
being lazy to John Thompson or any Georgetown team.

So the villain is the one who makes the drama work in the first place.
There's no hero without him. John Thompson made more heroes out of other
men than anybody else I can think of -- and, hell, you could make an
argument that defense in hoop came into vogue behind the suffocating
stance of the Let's Go Hoyas, when they shut down everybody, including
Kentucky for nearly the entire second half in the Final Four semifinal en
route to the NCAA title in 1984. Defense is still in vogue today. Quite
so.

Rick Pitino first came into vogue, was first authenticated, because his
Providence team beat John Thompson and the Hoyas in the 1987 NCAA
tournament. Rick Pitino liked to play 11 too, like John Thompson. The Big
East Conference, Michael Jordan, Dean Smith, James Worthy going "Gah!"
when Fred Brown mysteriously threw him that ball, Sam Perkins, Matt
Doherty, Villanova, Harold Jensen, Eddie Pinckney, Dwayne McClain, Rick
Pitino, Billy Donovan, Looie, Chris Mullin, Pete Gillen and Tyrone Hill at
Xavier in '89, Arvydas Sabonis and Sharunus Marcheloinus and that Soviet
Olympic basketball team that many red-blooded Americans (like you?) rooted
for in the '88 Olympics, the last Olympics for the U.S. college-age kids
in basketball, because they'd have no chance, not against men, as we first
saw then. Maybe we rooted for Russia out of habit, because Russia was
going against John Thompson. John Thompson was an even greater villain
than Cold War Russia!

That's off the villain chart, right there. That's impressive.
How many heroes can dance on the head of one villain? How many heroes can
one villain make?
Apparently, plenty.


Ralph Wiley spent nine years at Sports Illustrated and wrote 28 cover
stories on celebrity athletes. He is the author of several books,
including "Best Seat in the House," with Spike Lee, "Born to Play: The
Eric Davis Story," and "Serenity, A Boxing Memoir."

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Being a smart-ass

The following are my proposed ideas for my next t-shirt purchase




Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Too much free time

Cee-Lo's new song mashed up with "Shawshank Redemption"

Cee-Lo's Shawshank Redemption from Dallas Observer on Vimeo.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Now that you mention it....



....between "The U" and Georgetown Basketball, these were most likely the only teams that Black '80s Babies weren't rooting for!