Years ago in college, me and my fri3ends were hanging out at the apartment one night. Nothing was going on at the moment since it was fairly early in the evening. We were in there shooting the breeze in a good ol' college town environment. The whole crew was there so to our surprise, there's a knock at the door. I go to answer it, wondering if its a police officer or somebody trying to complain of us being loud(although, we really weren't). I was just really trying to figure out why/who was knocking at our door.
I open it and to my surprise, it was this young lady that I knew from school. Fine looking lady at that...
She had shoulder length hair. Smooth skin. Curvy within the parameters of a 5ft 4 inch frame. She also had glasses. I have a thing for glasses since I, too, have to wear corrective lenses. The funniest thing about her was that she knew the words to Black Sheep's entire first album("Wolf In Sheep's Clothing"). I found this out one day while walking by while she was working the front desk of one of the dorms and the CD was playing. She had the flows and pace down pat. It also helped that the song that was playing when I caught her doing it was "La Menage". After that, I couldn't get her attention to holler. So I had by this time given up on getting the panties.
She was standing in the hallway outside my door, wearing a trench coat. I didn't look long enough to see if she had clothes on underneath or even some "Fuck Me Pumps". By the time she recognized that it was me and I recognized her, she quickly asked for one of my friends. Without flinching, I called my guy in the crew that she asked for. He got up, grabbed his coat, and darted out the door with her. All the while saying "Aiight fellas! I gotta go now!!!!"
It was the classic "I got some pussy to beat up!" move....
We all recognized it right then and there. The rest of the crew asked me what she had on and just like I'm telling you, that is all I saw. Its enough for me to believe that this young lady pulled the same move Robin Givens(and countless other women) did in "Boomerang.
The trench coated visit is a well-honored move in the world of The Infinite Pursuit of Ass(IPA from here on out in this blog) that is practiced by seductive women the world over. Its not so much predicated on universal looks, but moreso on seduction. At least from a guy's point of view, its seductive. Technically, though, its pretty damned assertive for a woman to show up unannounced in a coat and some panties(AT MOST) at a lover's place of residence expecting him to be instantly turned on. Its a blatant call to action by her and the guy has to answer the call no matter what. There is no gray area. It eliminates any bullshit from being tossed. For if there is any, its over and done with.
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But now, its winter time.
A thin trench coat ain't going to cut it! Especially where I live in which the winds blow so hard they have been known to cause scars, injuries, and infrequent tears to roll down one's face. One learns how to walk backwards in Chicago because its better to bump into an inanimate object than to face the blowing wind with an exposed face.
A woman needs to adapt to the weather change as well. She doesn't have to stop making moves just because its cold outside. Sheeeeeeeit....all she needs to do is trade in the trench coat for a full length down, triple fat goos/bubble coat. Its doable and has been done. If you don't believe it, go to the club....
(Some Thursdays)Friday and Saturday night, go to a spot that has women under 30 in there. Post up across the street or nearby within view and watch how many go in rocking full length coats. Try to have a guy on the inside, though, so he can tell you what they have on once they remove their coats. Chances are, a good percentage will have on some knee/thigh high boots and a short skirt(maybe even some paint on jeans) or a pair of leggings underneath all of that.
Its an amazing thing to behold.
Minds like that of a guy will have no idea, no clue as to what was on underneath that facade of the full length down coat. Its a revelation of sorts to go from thinking that she's practical on the outside, but hiding some rather devious garments under that. There is an overall joy in seeing the sharp twist take place when wome do this.
The larger idea is that when doing the trench coat surprise you are showing your beau that you are not allowed to tell him what you want from him. Not what you want in general. Not what you like either. But WHAT YOU WANT!!!! It removes from the board any guesswork that is usually around in the dating game.
