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Thursday, April 26, 2012

NFL Draft Outlook 2012

PAM OLIVER'S WEAVE profile
Strengths: Pam Oliver’s Weave is a menace! An absolute beast! Once you see it lined up across the line of scrimmage, looking at you, salivating for when the play gets going, opposing players cannot help BUT to feel queasy just before the ball is snapped. The frightening factor is high. And with good reason, too! It has led Florida A&M in tackles, forced fumbles, and inexplicable hurling for 3 straight seasons. It also twice set the record for in-game tackles in games against Fort Valley School of Extensions in 2010 and in 2011 against Delaware State of Nappy Roots. Please note that in both contests, Pam Oliver’s Weave was in on game-changing take downs in FAMU’s favor
Weaknesses: Can’t stand rain and humidity. This has been exposed plenty of times throughout its career! Although Pam Oliver’s Weave has not missed a game due to injury, it does show throughout certain contests that certain conditions do have an effect on its performance. Strangely enough, even in Atlanta’s Georgia Dome, a controlled environment, it has been exposed as fighting against the Dirty-Dirty’s powerful standard of humidity. It simply needs to overcome such obstacles by always being prepared with a strong-toothed comb nearby.

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