Homecoming 101

Here are the current reasons as to why you, as an alum(or friend of) of The University of Missouri should come to Homecoming this year. Since this is the 101st Homecoming(Not just ours, but OF ALL TIMES!!!), I thought it would be a good idea to run this on the theme of a course to introduce those who may not be aware of the shenanigans we've come to appreciate. This is also for those who feel compelled to "repeat this course" so as to improve their knowledge in this particular field.

This list is ongoing so please feel free to add your own reasons to fall through.

-Its an early game this year, but more worthy of making it on time than when you had to go to the Geology Building for 8am Lab
-Does not mandate signatures like your MAP requirements, if we see you there, you’re good in our book
-Showing up guarantees you a passing grade, but you fail if you pass out
-No bitchassness
-No empty Maytag boxes will hurt or damaged if they should appear
-There is a 34% chance that you will see a member of Iota Phi Theta at some point during the weekend
-Do it for all things Clarence Wine and his cowboy boots
-For every single person that does not make it, Random Guy’s powers will increase exponentially
-we’re playing the University of Kentucky(UK), and not the university of Kansas(kU), but to dyslexics its still the same
-Wouldn’t you like to see Jigg?
-The positive vibes of the Cardinals making it to the World Series may propel Mizzou to a win
-Although its no longer with us, do not forsake the spirit of Andre Thorn’s jheri curl by not coming
-Imagine KC bbq fresh off the grill being dipped in some Mild Sauce from Harold’s
-Trops, muthafucka! T-R-O-P-S! Trops!!!!!
-You can't claim to have been drinking all day if you don't start in the morning
-Have you heard about the state of KC sports in 2012? KC alums need to feel loved by their peers
-The next time you'll see this many alums together will be at *insert such and such's name here* wedding
-Its been a while since you last had El Rancho
-When 8ball & MJG's "We Started This" gets played, everybody is going to sing the chorus with their chests
-Again, we really don't want Random Guy to become all-powerful like MonStarr from "SilverHawks"