NFL Draft Outlook 2012

PAM OLIVER'S WEAVE profile

Strengths: Pam Oliver’s Weave is a menace! An absolute beast! Once you see it lined up across the line of scrimmage, looking at you, salivating for when the play gets going, opposing players cannot help BUT to feel queasy just before the ball is snapped. The frightening factor is high. And with good reason, too! It has led Florida A&M in tackles, forced fumbles, and inexplicable hurling for 3 straight seasons. It also twice set the record for in-game tackles in games against Fort Valley School of Extensions in 2010 and in 2011 against Delaware State of Nappy Roots. Please note that in both contests, Pam Oliver’s Weave was in on game-changing take downs in FAMU’s favor

Weaknesses: Can’t stand rain and humidity. This has been exposed plenty of times throughout its career! Although Pam Oliver’s Weave has not missed a game due to injury, it does show throughout certain contests that certain conditions do have an effect on its performance. Strangely enough, even in Atlanta’s Georgia Dome, a controlled environment, it has been exposed as fighting against the Dirty-Dirty’s powerful standard of humidity. It simply needs to overcome such obstacles by always being prepared with a strong-toothed comb nearby.

Away Games

Lately, I've realized that I have been playing a lot of "Away Games" when it comes to meeting women. I've been fishing in somebody else's pond. Poaching on somebody else's hunting grounds. And, as Avon told Stringer, you have got to be careful playing too many of these away games. Just ask the basketball teams from the SWAC and MEAC....

Yeah, its good to play your fair share of these "away games" in order to become a better player. It helps with your adaptability and how you can handle 'Hostile environments', so to speak. However, too many of these will have you worn down and inefficient. And also, more likely lacking any discernible identity that people can use when describing you to others when you’re not around.

You don't want that to happen....

Not only that, in playing too many "Away Games" you won't be able to build a rapport with those at "Home". These would be the bartenders, waitresses, other regular patrons, the actual owners of various establishments that you frequent, where you meet/take members of the opposite sex. You need to be in a position where they will give you an assist. It also helps to know which agents might throw salt your way should you bring a young lady as company. These can also be called ‘hostile fans’.

What is it about a sista with some freckles sprinkled across her face?

Yeah, I fall for curves(in the right places) and some ass(proportional and bigger) all the time, but what is it about freckles on a sista that I have to take extra notice? In the past, it hasn’t even been the heavily freckled ones, but the not so plentiful or sparsely freckled ones that I fall for. Moreso, this isn’t an old, since I discovered the joys of women type infatuation. Its been a fairly recent development(10-15 years) that I tend to pique my interest if I come across this skin development.

Ya know, growing up in a predominantly Black world, you would think that a sista with freckles would be old news for me. For instance, sistas with blue eyes and blonde hair are to other dudes is almost like a unicorn for some brothers to cross paths with. But for me its not! I knew a girl with blonde hair/blues in high school, and 2 others in college with the same features. I’m so used to and cool with it that I have to dig deeper to find something about them that I’m more attracted to. Chalk this up to maturity and the ability to move beyond something as superficial as looks.
However, with freckles…

My ears perk up like a Doberman’s whenever they hear a strange noise. All other brain functions just stop and my attention, all of it, is directed toward sista-girl with the skin blemishes that resemble Signac’s Femmes au Puits. I don’t remember when this phenomenom first appeared. I have no idea how it started nor the first sista that I recognized sexually with freckles. Its just been haunting me like an ex-girlfriend who happens to be free whenever I hit a slump.

Rest in Peace, Marvin

Also, its nothing like having those that you helped in your time here, send you off something right....