William Dent-THE MU'FUCKIN MAN!!!!

Not only is he a successful black man, but he has literally fucked the police(Yvonne), had sex with 2 of his best homegirls(Joan & Lynn), he also had Kenya FUCKIN Moore fight over him with another woman!!!

And if all else fails, all these women know he's packing heat!!!

What nigga in life DOESN'T want this to happen to him?

How I Spent my Spring Break '06

In jail!!!!

This goes down as the worst Spring Break ever. It can't get no lower. I have to end this right here. I need to get into the workforce NOW just so I don't have the opportunity to have similar experiences with this Spring Break business. Except for NSBE conferences, most of my Spring Breaks have been *meh...* or *Blegh...*

There has never been a Florida or Texas for me during Spring Break. Shit, Biggie died during my first one! That should have been a sign right there that NGCCOT(No Good Can Come Of This)!!! I feel rotten. Bad. Horrible.

Jail is not the place for me. I do not have the mental fortitude to survive that place. And I was only there overnight. Now, I REALLY want classes to start back up!!!

Spring Break has now started

My mind needs a tonic!!!!(c) Black Sheep

More like a good rum mixed with some cola. I'm glad that the break has started. I need to clear my mind.

John Henrik Clarke

He was a force not to be reckoned with. I've been catching this documentary about his life on cable recently. It was produced by Wesley Snipes back in 1996(Clarke died in 1998) which is surprising. I guess this was before he got caught up fucking crack hoes in Gary, Indiana.

As with previously mentioned things, Clarke's interview/narration throughout the doc was informing and left me with some particular ideologies that I need to write down.

Settling

I always had a problem with this term for going for the next best thing instead of what you wanted from the start. Ya know, like "if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with" type of deal. The shit just sounds cheap and backhanded. People are always asking and then looking for perfection. 100%!!! That ideal person has to be complete. Not a fraction of what ya want! Not partially fitting to your tastes with a few vices or undesireables thrown here or there. But the cup beng filled completely. We have all looked for them.

But what happens when the ideal person you want...in real life...doesn't want you?

Stupid shit

Why am I still trying to figure out why its bad to have a friends as lovers? I don't think anything is wrong with it, but the consensus believes otherwise. Some of my female friends would be coooool to have as a girlfriend. BUT

BUT!!!!!

They don't see things that way. Which is cool. I just have to find somebody "like them" to make me happy. The thing is, I keep making new friends who ain't down to bump uglies. Its becoming so troublesome.

Perhaps I should just start messing with chicks that hate my guts or just want to be my mortal nemesis.

What had happened was.....

So, I went home for the holidays and got down with the ex-girlfriend who is now going to law school in Minnesota. BAD MISTAKE!!! My mojo not only hasn't left me, but its a bit too potent when mixed with her chemical make-up. I tried to avoid her and was somewhat successful until she dropped a note off at my Mother's house for me to read. Luckily, I caught it before anybody else did. Can you imagine having your sister and Mother read a note from a girl, that you're really not trying to have a relationship with, that says the same reasons why she loves you(you read that right!) is the same reasons why she can't stand you?

RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

So now as of this moment I have my cellphone off so that she'll get the hint that I'm not trying to go that route. I'm not trying to be responsible for her bad days at her clinical office and how all her friends up there are celebrating their little child's birthday. Which in turn makes her wish that she was already married and had kids. I ain't the one, mu'fucka....

I'm back at school finishing up my VERY last semester of classes. It feels good, yeah(c) Tony! Toni! Tone!