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I've had this idea floating around in my head for just under 2 years now....

Womenfolks,

Have you ever met a guy and very soon afterwards(1-2 conversations or dates) you realized that it wasn't going to go anywhere further with him and you?

And, when this happened, you didn't know HOW to break the news to him? You're in that fresh, gray area of things where not much work/time has been invested but you already know that your returns will be shorter Katt Williams' fall from celebrity.

Well, I'm here to help!!!!!

For $50, I will meet your (soon-to-be) failed beau at an establishment that serves good liqour to break the news to him over some libations. I would do this in a manner that only a man can do. I wouldn't give him all the reasons why you are no longer interested in him. I would just tell him in a direct way that would also prevent him from wanting greater detail.

See, guys like to hear finality. That sharp sting of rejection is what we should be accustomed to by now. Much like that hair that gets caught from taking the rubber off, that sharp pain helps to let us know that things don't always end smoothly. However, folks are getting more and more(in)sensitive these days and are further and fruther delaying the breaking of a man's rejection cherry. Some women can say that they have had bad experiences with breaking things off, but not ALL of them can say that such is the case. Chances are, they heard a couple horror stories in the beauty salon and just jumped on the bandwagon like they were the 1st person.

The guessing game that women(and some bitch-made men) do in the dating scene can be a hassle. In most cases they only serve to increase the tension and hammer away at the faultlines that are working to keep gender relations connected. In order to maintain, and to possibly strengthen, these connections, i am willing to provide a service where the rejection is still there but the peril of the women doing so is not as great.

What will happen is this:

You hit me up on the email or cell(premium subscribers) and tell me that you have somebody that you no longer interested in. Now, there is a limit of time/number of dates that I do not go beyond. Much like abortions, I'm not going to break the news to a guy of yours that has already been on a tropical vacation with you or helped pay for 3 separate kits of Plan B. No, that's just rude....

What the woman will then do is arrange a meeting with the guy at a bar or resturaunt(with a bar) and I will then go in her place. The target will be unsuspecting as I enter. i will appraoch and order two drinks for us to imbibe. Once brought, i will break the news to the guy and explain to him how to move on with life. This task may be harder if the guy is coming in from out of town like a place such as Rochester, MN or OK City(because you know the Thinder Players an CFB players have the area locked up). Thing with those is that you have to seel other locales for them to mine for women.

But, me and the target will talk. the initial pain will go away and by the end pf the encounter, we both will be nice and liqoured up to get on some hoes and move along with our lives.

Most importantly, he won't be thinking about you!