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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Julie Gianni ass-type chicks

A few years back me and the big bro were talking about "Vanilla Sky" and its varied themes and the acting and all that good shit. He liked how cameron Diaz played her character(Julianna Gianni) since he knew a few chicks like that from his days in college. he couldn't help but blurt out randomly the infamous line from the suicide scene("I swallowed your cum!!!") the rest of the day. I knew where he was coming/going but that was years ago. I didn't fully appreciate it until recently. Mainly because I had never really experienced it and understood it subtle nuances to laugh even harder with big bro.

But now I am wiser and and have experienced such a phenomenom that is "A Julie Gianni".... It is quite disheartening and from an emotionally detached standpoint, quite pathetic to see and be witness to. However, that is life and one should be prepared for such experiences.

The whole premise is that a Julie Gianni is what happens when a fuck buddy goes bad. Feelings get caught and un-reciprocated. Its not gender specific, its just my point of view on things being hetero. But anyways, here she is, a beautiful woman, desired by most and the guy she is with is her male equivalent. They kicked it. They never really went out because, they were just having sex with no strings attached, at least that is what he thought. But as the story progresses, we soon find out that some feelings were being developed and not returned. HERS! She sees that dude is now attracted to somebody else.

Somebody, not really thought of as being as "hot like me". Gimpish would be a cruel word to use. But hey, Julie Gianni would use it to describe the new chick. The new chick might not have the glamour. The attention grabbing, outwardly drawn in savoire-faire like her. the new chick floats under the radar. She can be, and at times is, comfortable with who she is and has a steady hand in what it is she is trying to do. That whole calm boat in a stormy seas thing. Jesus could even be inside of her commanding "Peace, be still". Which is something that Julie Gianni lacks and cannot fathom that this is quite possibly why her beau is attracted to such a thing.

1 comment:

vicdamonejr said...

I agree with most of this. I just wish you wouldn't have used the sliced bread lingo just after I blew it out of the water... lol